Good evening. My name is crash. These are the boys.
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Turns out the world isn’t such a bad place after all.
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why do some of you have themes where the posts are the size of cheez-its
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If you’re ever having a bad day, here is a picture of a little turtle wearing a raspberry
how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.
ahh, makes sense.
#I think you’ll find it was because Harry cock blocked everyone.
I still don’t understand why political parties are called “parties”. like where is the beer? who wants to pop bottles? why isn’t barack playing pong with me? did Romney just roll a joint? nobody knows