y’all complain about white people confusing poc who look alike but have u seen zooey deschanel
for years i thought it was katy perry with a separate actor name and that y’all were just fucking with me
if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy
nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek
yo lemme just smash my head into this fucking lamp for six hours
"There’s no cure for being a cunt."
In memoriam, Joffrey Baratheon.